Tom Segura Net Worth, Pets, Siblings & Children Exposed

Tom Segura Basic Information

Field Name	Field Value
Full Name:	Thomas Weston Segura
Gender:	Male
Parents:	Father Name: Thomas Nadeau Segura and Mother Name: Rosario "Charo" Lazarte
Birthdate:	April 16, 1979
Age:	47 Years
Birthplace:	Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
Relationship Status:	Married
Spouse/Partner's Name:	Christina Pazsitzky
Children:	2 sons
Eye Color:	blue
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	5'11" (5 feet 11 inches)
Education:	Graduated from Saint Edward’s School in Vero Beach, Florida, and earned a bachelor’s degree from Lenoir-Rhyne University in North Carolina.
Known For:	Stand-up comedy, podcasts (“Your Mom’s House” with his wife, “2 Bears 1 Cave” with Bert Kreischer), his Netflix specials (e.g., Ball Hog, Sledgehammer, Disgraceful)
Nickname/Stage Name:	Tom Segura
Net Worth:	14 Million (2025)
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Movies:	Instant Family (2018) as Russ; Countdown (2019) as Derek King; The Opening Act (2020) as Cop; Flinch (2021) as Edward Terzian; El Tigre (forthcoming) as Jeff (also producing).
TV Shows:	Bad Thoughts; Workaholics; Happy Endings; Comedy Central Presents; Mash Up; How to Be a Grown Up; plus appearances on The Late Show, Conan, and The Late Late Show.

Field Name

Field Value

Full Name:

Thomas Weston Segura

Gender:

Male

Parents:

Father Name: Thomas Nadeau Segura and Mother Name: Rosario "Charo" Lazarte

Birthdate:

April 16, 1979

Age:

47 Years

Birthplace:

Cincinnati, Ohio, USA

Relationship Status:

Married

Spouse/Partner's Name:

Christina Pazsitzky

Children:

2 sons

Eye Color:

blue

Hair Color:

Brown

Height:

5'11" (5 feet 11 inches)

Education:

Graduated from Saint Edward’s School in Vero Beach, Florida, and earned a bachelor’s degree from Lenoir-Rhyne University in North Carolina.

Known For:

Stand-up comedy, podcasts (“Your Mom’s House” with his wife, “2 Bears 1 Cave” with Bert Kreischer), his Netflix specials (e.g., Ball Hog, Sledgehammer, Disgraceful)

Nickname/Stage Name:

Tom Segura

Net Worth:

14 Million (2025)

Zodiac Sign:

Aries

Movies:

Instant Family (2018) as Russ; Countdown (2019) as Derek King; The Opening Act (2020) as Cop; Flinch (2021) as Edward Terzian; El Tigre (forthcoming) as Jeff (also producing).

TV Shows:

Bad Thoughts; Workaholics; Happy Endings; Comedy Central Presents; Mash Up; How to Be a Grown Up; plus appearances on The Late Show, Conan, and The Late Late Show.

Tom Segura’s Net Worth Over the Years Comparison

Tom Segura – Awards & Recognition

Year	Award	Category / Recognition	Result
2022	The Interrobang (Comedy Awards)	Best Comedy Book	Won
2022	CrowdUltra Awards	Top 5 Comedians	Named
2025	Primetime Emmy Awards	Outstanding Performer in a Short Form Comedy or Drama Series (Bad Thoughts)	Nominated

About

He is a host of the popular podcast 2 bears 1 cave.

Before Famousing

Started doing stand-up comedy immediately after graduation.

First comedy show

He released his first full one-hour special, Tom Segura: Completely Normal, on Netflix in 2014.

Siblings

HE has two sisters named Jane and Maria.

Children

Two sons named Ellis (born in 2016) and Julian (born in 2018).

Pets

He has a dog named Bitsy.

Main Podcasts

He has two main podcasts, “Your Mom’s House” and “Two Bears One Cave”.

Upcoming Projects

Netflix stand-up special, a feature film called El Tigre, and a second season of the Netflix series Bad Thoughts.

House Location

They live in Austin, Texas.

Brand Ownership

Principal owner of YMH Studios (Your Mom’s House Studios).

Hobbies

Collecting watches, Collecting pens, Watching college football, Online window shopping, and Family time.

Favorite Food

Igatoni norcina, ribeye steak, seared scallops, and chocolate soufflé.

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